Thursday, April 1, 2010

How much I love my dogs.....

No I can't take credit for any of this I received as an e-mail from my Mom, but I really liked it =)


TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PETS:


(1) They live here. You don't.

(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.

(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like many people.

(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.



Remember, dogs and cats are actually better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,

(2) don't ask for money all the time,

(3) are easier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive the car,

(6) don't smoke or drink,

(7) don't want to wear your clothes,

(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,

(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college,

(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children!



2 comments:

jill said...

and not to mention...they ALWAYS greet you with love and affection when you walk through the door (well, dogs that is) no matter if you're gone 5 minutes or 5 hours or 5 days.

Momma Val said...

Ha! Think I will send this to my sister (pet hater). HA!